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James Toney Is Legendary, Ya Heard?, Vows to Submit Randy Couture
Posted on June 3, 2010 | No CommentsWith Chael Sonnen slowly becoming the face of “shit talkers anonymous”, newly employed James Toney just had to get back into the limelight with this gem. According to sources in on the back story, Toney was confronted by Chuck Liddell on the day he demanded... -
Watch Mike Swick Play Doctor in Paris, France!
Posted on April 21, 2010 | No CommentsRemember when you were a little kid and you kept saying “I wanna be a doctor when I grow up…”? Then your parents broke the news to you that you would be in school forever, which led to you wanting to be an astronaut. Yea,... -
Joe Rogan Has A Message For James Toney…
Posted on April 13, 2010 | 1 CommentIf you have about 10 minutes of free time today, I hope you watch this damn accurate monologue by Joe Rogan. Since the UFC actually signed James Toney to a contract, Dana White has said he has no freaking idea what to do with him. ... -
Ed Soares’ translator explains Anderson Silva’s antics at UFC 112
Posted on April 12, 2010 | 1 CommentWe all saw the stupidity of Anderson Silva at UFC 112, so rehashing it would just be…well, stupid. He acted like a fool in the cage and Ed Soares did his best to translate the reasons why it all happened. Since then, there has been... -
Meet The Baddest 3-Year-Old On The Planet & Don’t You Dare Touch His Snack Pack!
Posted on April 9, 2010 | No CommentsJust when we saw the story of the Ruffo Brothers and their incredible talents at such young ages, I get this video in my inbox. This little guy is only 3-years-old. Yes, you heard that right….THREE! At this point in human development, he should have... -
GIF of the Day: Alistair Overeem, Babysitter Of The Year
Posted on March 30, 2010 | No CommentsIt’s passover, which means I have to spend these couple of days with family and friends around the table, talking about deadly plagues. Somehow, the discussion always makes way to the day I managed to part the red sea, and lead all of the MMA... -
“The Truth” is….You’re Gonna Be Out For A Little While Buddy
Posted on March 26, 2010 | No CommentsJon “Bones” Jones is a bad, bad man. Remember that elbow from the closed guard to Brandon Vera‘s dome piece, that sounded like a gunshot in Newark? Yea, that think pretty much destroyed the bones in Vera’s face, leaving him with some ridiculous injuries. Can’t... -
Miguel Torres vs. Joseph “Wolverine” Benavidez, Revisited!
Posted on March 17, 2010 | No CommentsIf you remember the pictures from last week which featured Miguel Torres, you most certainly still have the image of his wound burned into your head. You know, the cut (axe wound) he sustained from Joseph “Wolverine” Benavidez in their fight at WEC 47. Now... -
“Don’t Taze Me Bro, I’m an MMA Fighter!” Welcome to ShockFights…Sigh.
Posted on March 16, 2010 | No CommentsJust when we thought we saw it all….San-d0. Southern Backyard MMA. Xarm. Well, the fight game has sunk to an all new level that you won’t believe. Shock Fights is the new game in town, where the promotion takes fighters (morons?) and gives them a... -
You’ve Got It All Wrong Guys, Paulo Filho is Totally Sane
Posted on March 9, 2010 | No CommentsSome of you might remember Paulo Filho as the former WEC champion. For the rest of us, we remember the space cadet who fought Chael Sonnen hopped up on goofballs and former member of the rehab club. Well, the same Paulo Filho recently came clean...
