So, You Like Kimbo Slice? Meet the Upgrade….Sigh.

Ever wonder what would happen if you put Kimbo Slice, Mr. T, Rampage Jackson, and Rick Ross in a blender and hit the smoothie button?  You would probably get a drink called Dada 5000.

Hailing from the same mean streets as Kimbo, Dada (whose full legal name is Dhafir Harris aka Dada 5000 aka Da Spartan aka Half Man Half Amazin), trains at a top-notch gym at an secret location.  Oh, and he’s also making his MMA debut in Hollywood Florida this March 5th.  According to the press release on the promotion site:

Standing 6’3”, weighing in at over 275lbs with a bench press of over 650lbs, Rumble at the Rock 2 will also showcase the long awaited debut of Miami street fighting phenomenon DA-DA 5000, “The biggest thing to ever hit MMA.”

“I am going to shake the world,” he said.

Unlike other notable fighters who started their career backyard brawling and posting their bouts on www.Youtube.com like Kimbo Slice and Rene “Level” Martinez, Da Da 5000 says he is brining dynamite to the “game”.

“You give me your arm and am taking it home with me,” he said.

The fierce South Floridian says he will be feared in the cage thanks to his strong striking and kneeing.

“Once I get you in that clinch and hit you with my knee, its nap time,” he said.

Check out these videos below and marvel at the absolute stupidity.  That’s about all I have to say about it, but I’m sure we’ll see Strikeforce sign him for the next Herschel Walker bout.  Or maybe…..Jose Canseco???

Dada 5000 has a message for you all….from his “cutting edge” facility in Florida.

If you have time to kill at work (come on, you know you do), check out his YouTube channel for more craziness.

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